butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
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you suck at this game today
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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