i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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