You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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