yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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