we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
