Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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