Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
someone owes me an orgasm
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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