I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
well you can't waste a boner
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
My vagina just recognized that song.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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