It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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