SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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