There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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