i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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