ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
