Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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