you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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