me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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