i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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