The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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