The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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