Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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