Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Damn victory sex feels great
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