Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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