let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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