I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
