did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I CAN MOONWALK!
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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