you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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