Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i dont even know how to be here
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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