ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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