why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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