Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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