shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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