Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I have surprise drugs for everyone
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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