Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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