North Korea, Best Korea!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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