they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
that may or may not have been my penis.
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