I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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