have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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