I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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