Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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