is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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