You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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