there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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