he puts the penis in happiness.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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