I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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