the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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