Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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