i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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