Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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