Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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