Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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