I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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