Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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