i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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