just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he thought i was a dude.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
