A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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