Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
When are your genitals available?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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