I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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