grandma shit on top of the toilet
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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