question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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